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680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(via boredomplague)

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vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(via united-states-of-woe)

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  • TV Jack Randall: I consider flogging a serious matter, indeed.
  • Me: *shouts at TV* Yeah, you got off on it, you fucker!
  • Roomie: You tell 'em.
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intheimpala-cruisintheshire:

Does Sam Heughan

have the best looking

knees? Am I right? 

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wonderingaboutthesouffles:

Frank nobody cares about you. Stop taking up screen time.

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webpaiges:

for halloween can i be your girlfriend

(via lady-disdain-is-yet-living)

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judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

(via shakinghandswithsatan)

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via shakinghandswithsatan)

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